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JKJ’s HIAWATHA PARODY
David Bagchi has reminded me of the Hiawatha parody subtly included…

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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'detectProxyRecommendation'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'loginSec_disableAuthorScan'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'scanType'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'needsGeoIPSync'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'lastPermissionsTemplateCheck'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]INSERT INTO Qlnvm03_wfConfig (name, val, autoload) values ('lastPermissionsTemplateCheck', '1686101288', 'yes') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE val = '1686101288', autoload = 'yes'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'previousWflogsFileList'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]INSERT INTO Qlnvm03_wfConfig (name, val, autoload) values ('previousWflogsFileList', '[\".htaccess\",\"ips.php\",\"config.php\",\"attack-data.php\",\"rules.php\",\"config-synced.php\",\"config-livewaf.php\",\"config-transient.php\",\"GeoLite2-Country.mmdb\",\"template.php\"]', 'yes') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE val = '[\".htaccess\",\"ips.php\",\"config.php\",\"attack-data.php\",\"rules.php\",\"config-synced.php\",\"config-livewaf.php\",\"config-transient.php\",\"GeoLite2-Country.mmdb\",\"template.php\"]', autoload = 'yes'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]INSERT INTO Qlnvm03_wfConfig (name, val, autoload) values ('serverDNS', '1686101288;86400;77.68.30.237', 'yes') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE val = '1686101288;86400;77.68.30.237', autoload = 'yes'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'timeoffset_wf'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfHits' doesn't exist]SELECT MAX(attackLogTime) FROM Qlnvm03_wfHits
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'firewallEnabled'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfls_settings' doesn't exist]SELECT `name`, `value`, `autoload` FROM `Qlnvm03_wfls_settings` WHERE `name` = 'enable-shortcode'
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WHEN `type` = 4 THEN 1
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN 2
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN 3
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN 4
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN 5
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN 6
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN 7
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN 8
ELSE 9999
END AS `typeSort`, CASE
WHEN `type` = 3 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN `IP`
ELSE 9999
END AS `detailSort`
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WHEN `type` = 7 THEN 2
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN 3
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN 4
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN 5
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN 6
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN 7
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN 8
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END AS `typeSort`, CASE
WHEN `type` = 3 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN `IP`
ELSE 9999
END AS `detailSort`
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'cbl_bypassRedirDest'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'cbl_bypassViewURL'
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]SELECT name, val, autoload FROM Qlnvm03_wfConfig WHERE name = 'cbl_cookieVal'
WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfConfig' doesn't exist]INSERT INTO Qlnvm03_wfConfig (name, val, autoload) values ('cbl_cookieVal', '647fdd284cb6b', 'yes') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE val = '647fdd284cb6b', autoload = 'yes'
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WHEN `type` = 3 THEN 0
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN 1
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN 2
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN 3
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN 4
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN 5
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN 6
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN 7
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN 8
ELSE 9999
END AS `typeSort`, CASE
WHEN `type` = 3 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN `IP`
ELSE 9999
END AS `detailSort`
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WordPress database error: [Table 'jeromekj_wp.Qlnvm03_wfBlocks7' doesn't exist]SELECT *, CASE
WHEN `type` = 3 THEN 0
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN 1
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN 2
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN 3
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN 4
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN 5
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN 6
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN 7
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN 8
ELSE 9999
END AS `typeSort`, CASE
WHEN `type` = 3 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 4 THEN `parameters`
WHEN `type` = 1 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 9 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 5 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 6 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 7 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 2 THEN `IP`
WHEN `type` = 8 THEN `IP`
ELSE 9999
END AS `detailSort`
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